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Jj catfish1/16/2024 Justin explains that he became homeless after his father suddenly died, and that his girlfriend is the one who pulled him out of that situation. He’s clearly angry, will not apologize, and continues his erratic behavior. His goal became “get these dudes to leave their steady chicks for me, then reveal my identity.” He would say things like, “I fucking hate cheaters” and follow it up with, “I’ve got a lot of anger.” Is this about him, or is this about the cheaters? Max and Nev find out a bit more when they do a follow-up visit with him. He created Jess’s profile at first for fun, but later, once he saw that men in committed relationships were emotionally cheating with her, it turned into a quest to avenge all the cheating that his loved ones have endured. In a broad sense, his shtick is a little admirable, but the execution and reasoning behind it are with self-interests at heart. “My message is, look, you can’t just fuck around on the relationships you’re in,” explained Justin. (Just kept envisioning this.) Justin entrance’s was right up there with Mhissy’s last season: illogical, sort of evil and hard to look away. It’s sort of difficult to take seriously a guy whose idea of a grand entrance is a slow-clap for himself. When he revealed himself, however, he was acting more like the Joker than Bruce Wayne. The Batman against online betrayers, if you will. He (yes, he - Justin) fancies himself something of a vigilante against cheaters. What exactly that point was … well, it was not entirely clear. As it turns out, the person behind Jess Venny’s sparse-yet-flirtatious profile was stringing along Artis, a complete stranger, to make a point. If it sounds absurd, you’re not the only one who thinks so. That’s right, folks, just one photo of an overly done-up girl with a nice rack will earn you the attention of a not-so-single father who hasn’t gotten any in a year. Despite all this, Artis is ready to leave his baby mama for Jess. That same profile features public comments questioning Jess’s legitimacy. Oh, also, she speaks openly about being single on her Facebook. They’ve never even spoken on the phone, and she only has one photo posted on her Facebook, Jess’s reason being that she has a controlling dickwad of a boyfriend … who doesn’t seem to notice all of her naughty texts to another dude. They both live in Chicago suburbs, roughly twenty minutes apart, and have known each other for about six months. Though he has a girlfriend-slash-baby-mama of several years, Artis has been chatting with a woman named Jess who most certainly resembles a porn star, perhaps more so than any other fake girl in Catfish history. And you thought you were scarred by a former Disney girl twerking all up on an oversize teddy bear! ![]() MTV kicked off Video Music Awards night with an episode of Catfish almost as cringe-worthy as whatever it was Miley Cyrus did onstage a few hours later.
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